In the spirit of the month, the Editorial Board has decided to provide you with Mad Libs. And it’s not just any Mad Libs—it’s Mad Libs CU Housing Edition! To submit your Mad Lib for possible posting on Spectrum, send to opinion@columbiaspectator.com. Enjoy!
Columbia University Housing has just announced that all rising ________________ [group of people]
will be living in the Shaft of _______ [location]. When students heard the decision,
a(n) __________ [activity] broke out in __________ [location].
We know that these ___________ [pl noun] probably deserve the housing they
will receive. However, this decision will also _______ [verb] other students,
namely notable campus figure _______________ [famous person].
As a(n) ___________ [noun], we have a choice to make. We can either sit on the
_______ [noun] or jump right in and play the _________ [noun].
In any case, though this ______________ [period of time] has been eventful,
let’s not forget one thing: ____________ [clever pun].

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